9/19/2002
A Pennsylvania, USA , man was
sentenced to pay nearly $6,000 in fines and
replacement costs for killing a bear he claimed was
threatening him, even though the bear was just snacking on
various seeds and raw meat in the man's bird feeders.
He was ordered to pay $5,000 replacement costs after
Pennsylvania Game Commission
officers and a biologist proved he
did not kill the bear in self-defense.Bob was heard to
comment later that, "I always wanted to shoot a big bear
but could not afford a hunting trip to Russia. This was
much cheaper." |
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9/18/2002
MT Rock Star Delays Russia's Space
Program U. S. pop star Lance Bass's failure to
come up with cash for an October flight to the
international space station will probably delay production
of the Soyuz-TMA module, a senior Energia official said.
"There will probably be ... a disruption of the schedule"
of production for the Soyuz module, which costs $10
million to build and another $55 million to launch, the
official said on condition of anonymity. Bass of boy band
'N Sync would have paid about $20 million for the space
trip. |
Mr. Putin commented that he would buy an 'N Sync album
today to help Mr. Bass reach his goal and save the Space
Program. |
| 9/18/2002
Posted: 3:10 AM EDT (0710
GMT)Former President Bush: 'I hate Saddam' NEW
YORK -- Former President George Bush says he has "nothing
but hatred" for Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. In an
exclusive for Russia America News conversations between
the Former President and his son were recorded. The Former
President said, "He kicked sand in my face. Robbed me of
re-election. Kick him in the balls hard for me. And kick
him again if you knock him down!" |
Former President Bush describes how sand was figuratively
kicked in his face. "Darn it, it hurt." |
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9/18/2002
DAVID BECKHAM KIDNAPPING PLOT UNCOVERED The
Newspaper Chicago Tribune has uncovered a plot that former
Chief Executives of Tyco Corporation, WorldCom, and Enron
were going to kidnap David Beckham, the star of Manchester
United. They would then negotiate with British Authorities
for Political Asylum to avoid prosecution in the USA. The
executives said they got the idea from a Russia news
report saying a recent kidnapping was related to problems
at Company's sponsored soccer team. |
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