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December 6, 2002
America News, Ranch President George Bush - Turkey
Napalmed
Turkey takes a
direct hit
The Six Legged Genetic Engineered Turkey that bit the
President in the balls was destroyed today.
The turkey was staked out in a field. An Air force F
-16 fighters were called in. After a few practice runs
they dropped Napalm on the turkey.
No trace of the turkey was found afterwards |
Mr. Bush said; "We tried to find a working electric
chair but could not. We thought about lethal injection
but a turkey needs to be cooked, ha, ha!" Dick (vice
president Cheney) said; "You know the Air Force could
use some target practice and we found some old Napalm,
let's burn him that way!"
I had never seen Napalm before boy, it is something."
Saddam the Turkey
Biting Bush
A spokes person for the President denied that the
President had nicknamed the Turkey, "Saddam" before it
died. |
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December 5, 2002
Russia News, Moscow Mayor Orders all Business to
Decorate for the Holidays or be Fined
 Mayor
Luzhkov Dressed up as Scrooge at Press Conference
Stating: "You will decorate for the Holidays or else!
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Just like last year the Mayor ordered all business to
decorate for the holidays. There will be no exceptions.
If a business is owned by individuals who for religious
reason do not celebrate the holidays it does not matter.
"Decorate or else,", said the Mayor.
The Mayor stated: "We are democratic and treat
everyone equally on this issue. It does not matter what
your religion is you are going to decorate!"
Folks this is 99% true! |
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Editorial comment,
What to you think of Moscow's mayor ordering business to
decorate for the holidays or be fined?
 Russia's Guy
from Hell
"Why not? Do you think most people wanted to come
out for those big May Day Parades? They did it out of
fear. How else can you get people to do things." |
America's Guy from Hell
"Well seems strange to me, personally, and in fact
find it hard to believe? Russia actually celebrating
religious holidays?
This must be a trick question, right? Most former
Patriarchs of the Russian Orthodox Church are down here
not up there.
Well, I think it is good them former commies
getting religion, in the holiday spirit." |
 Ask
Olga, our answer to Dear Abby(No Olga is not Dead like
Abby):Olga, I am making my first trip to
Russia soon, how can I meet a Russian Girl?, asks Fred
from Boise, Idaho. |
Fred, it is easy, on the way from the airport you will
see girls standing along the road. Just stop and talk to
one of these girls. They will be happy to meet an
American and give you anything you want for the right
price.
Let me know how you make out,, Sincerely Olga. |
December 8, 2002 Iraq,
UN Inspection team Finds Biological Weapons
Picture of Toxic
Turkey
UN Inspection team discovered biological weapons in
their apartments. |
Leftovers from the Inspectors' Thanksgiving Dinner were
found to contain several toxic bacteria. The team
become suspicious when one their team became sick.
All their food was checked and the Turkey was found
to be the source. The Team Immediately filed a report
with the UN. |
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