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December 28, 2002
America News, United States turns over Intelligence on
Iraq Arms
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Today the CIA turned over their evidence of Iraq failing
to disarm. A tourist picture of the "Mother of all
Battles" Mosque. The CIA said the towers look
suspiciously like SCUD missiles. A spokes person said
"It is possible that real SCUD missiles are hidden
inside the towers."
President Bush stated, "Any country that builds
religious building to resemble weapons of destruction
has not disarmed in my mind." |
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December 29, 2002
Russia News, Aeroflot Amazed that Russian Customers do
not like Hammer and Sickle Logo(true)
Original
Aeroflot
Logo
Aeroflot surveyed its customers and discovered that
Russians are "turned off" by the hammer and sickle logo. |
 Current
Aeroflot UniformManagement was surprised
that the symbol of Soviet Repression was not popular.
They will change the logo in the near future and
redesign uniforms.
They are thinking of changing some of their
advertising.
The "Fly Us or Else"
campaign has not been very successful. |
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December 29, 2002
America News, America Protests sale of 5,000 Russian
Volgas to Iraq
GAZ has just signed a contract to sell Iraq 5,000
Volgas. Iraq says they will be used as Taxis(true). |
The CIA said they could be used by Suicide bombers
against America Troops. A spokesperson said, "The Iraqi
would not want to use good cars for suicide bombing. The
Volga is inexpensive and heavy and makes an ideal
suicide bomber car." A GAZ spokes person said, "Yes we
know the car is outdated and a piece of junk.
Russian do not want to buy Volgas, but we think the sale
is for real."
The Kremlin has no comment as the President and his
Ministers only drive Mercedes.
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Editorial comment,
What do you want to say as the New Year starts? How do
you celebrate the New Year?
 Russia's
Guy from Hell
"I was misunderstood. I am not a bad guy. We have
a big party for all the new comers. There are lots of
them on New Years eve. Dick and I throw a big party for
all of them." |
America's
Guy from Hell"I was misunderstood. I am
not a bad guy. We have a big party for all the new
comers. There are lots of them on New Years eve. Josef
and I throw a big party for all of them." |
 Ask Olga, our
answer to Dear Abby;Olga, I have been
visiting many of the Internet sites, Russian Women who
want to meet foreigners. So many are anxious to meet me.
Why are Russian Women so attracted to foreign men?
Is it our good looks, education, class, etc.
Sincerely, Interested but scared, John. |
John,
You could have one eye, one leg and one arm and
Russian Women would want you. You got money honey and
you give them a chance to get the hell out of here.
Sincerely Olga
PS: Fred what happened to you? I ditched my husband. |
Ironic Times
SANTA: "NO WAR IN IRAQ!"
Supported last one, "but not this time," says jolly old
St. Nick. |
 Santa
Protest against Iraq War |
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DAILY
STUFF December
31, 2002 Dick Cheney forgets where undisclosed location
is. Cannot ask directions so has to go back home.
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