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Suicide Bombers Protest on the West Bank

Today suicide bombers went on strike. A set payment for their death they say is no longer acceptable.

A spokes person said, "We want payment

This is a basic concept all over the world that compensation is based on productivity. A person who is a skilled Suicide bomber and kills more people should earn more."

The group has sent a letter to Saddam Hussein outlining their proposals. They say they are open to negotiation on the payment per death.

Bush at impromptu News Conference Discussing North Korea

President Bush today discussed North Korea. It a surprise statement he said the

North Korea does not have Oil Production

No one told him NATO bases were not close by so launching an attack would be "tuff".

That Great Britain had not already agreed to attack North Korea.

His Father had not already fought a war with North Korea.

January 7, 2003 Russia News Moscow, Major Recycling Program Bootleg Vodka turned into Windshield Washing Fluid

Bottling Line for Absolut

Windshield Washing Fluid

Drinking grain alcohol can cause blindness and even death.

Confiscated Black Market Vodka, normally 50% grain alcohol, is repackaged as windshield washing fluid.

Moscow drivers swear by the product saying it is the best.

A poll conducted by ARN found that the Absolut windshield washing fluid was the number two selling Vodka in Moscow.

Russia's Guy from Hell

"I would let them carry on with their Nuclear Program. They already have taken a few shots at the Japs. Would a war between them and the Japs be a good thing? Just can not handle the Japs being a World Power!

"I would draw on my experience with North Vietnam again. Level the dam country, every building, home, and even every tree. After doing that then go in. Nuclear weapons, hell they can not reach us so why worry?"

Ask Olga, our answer to Dear Abby;

Olga, I am happily married, or at least I was until a few months ago. My wife is becoming too out going for me, even aggressive. What do you think I should do?

Sincerely, Baffled Barney.

I think you have two options. The first is do what Russian men do. Beat your wife up or at least slap her around.

The other option is get a divorce and get a Russian wife you boss and slap around.

Sincerely Olga

PS: Fred I am still waiting for you.

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