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Ariel Sharon

The voters did not care about that, I was still able to run for election and win. What is a million dollars compared to that?

I will not apologize for taking the money. I did not feel guilty about innocent people being massacred so why would I feel guilty about illegally taking a million dollar loan?"

The Head of Gazprom, Mr. Alexei Miller requested that reforms of Gazprom be delayed. He stated; "The previous company management headed by Mr. Chernomyrdin then Rem Vyakhirev, had time to amass large fortunes.

Current management has not had enough time to get their share."

Get the details on previous management

Miller is still a rookie so does not have his own card yet.

President Bush said the war with Iraq will be short and sweet. As part of a movie deal, he has agreed to finish the War by June 1.

A movie based on the war will be released in time for the summer movie season.

Profits will be donated to charity.

Mr. Bush said he is considering a college scholarship program for children of servicemen killed in action.

Russia's Guy from Hell

"Well I am not sure. But we took a poll down here of all the Iranians, Kurds, and even some Iraqis that he killed. They are sure he does."

"I discussed the question with his so-in-law that he had killed after returning. He says he does and thinks he knows where the are. So we will contact the UN inspectors.

Do you know anybody that is good at séances?"

Ask Olga;

Olga, hello. I was wondering do Russian men get jealous about foreigners dating their women?, Haakon

Well one thing to remember is if you see a woman with a guy that looks like a gorilla, short hair cut, don't hit on  the woman. That could be life threatening and definitely result in a few broken fingers.

So use some common sense and stay alive.

Regards, Olga

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