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January 31, 2003
America News Assassination Attempt on President Bush
Bush Seconds After
Assassination Attempt
The President forgot his Mother's warning and stuck
his head in a plastic bag this morning. A Mars bar was
attached to the bottom of the bag ,so he stuck his head
in the bag. |
The Secret Service removed the bag before the President
suffocated. Bush's Mother said: "I told him a hundred
times not to put plastic bags over his head when he was
young."
The accident is being treated as an assassination
attempt because the warning not to use the bag as a toy
had been defaced.
For more details,
See full story "News at Ten" |
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January 30, 2003
Gazprom Shows it Management Skills, Picks Lung Doctor as
NTV Head NTV is Russia's biggest and
most successful TV station.
Gazprom said Doctor Senkevich is qualified as
his father is longtime television personality.
Nickolai Senkevich |
One Analyst said "It's an extraordinary decision,
although he seems to be bright and nice." Another
said; "But it's like one of those stories that turns
into a joke before it even begins. I can hardly imagine
a dentist, for example, as the head of CNN."
On a positive note the Hospital where he used to work
said; "We were happy to get rid of him."
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January 27, 2003
Sharon intensify his Champaign
 Israel
tanks enter West Bank on the Champaign Trail |
In a bid to win the election by a landslide, Sharon sent
tanks into the West Bank 12 Palestinians were killed
and over 50 injured.
Sharon said;" I need the votes to insure I can form a
government."
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January 31, 2003
Palestinians Meeting in Cairo, Can Not Reach Agreement
to Stop Killing Innocent Israeli Civilians
Arafat Describing What Would
Happen if He Tried to Force All Fractions to Stop
Suicide Bombing |
Egypt who gets 2 Billion in aid a year from the United
States is brokering the talks. But factions have not
reached any agreements after days of negotiating. A
Palestinian group suggested that the United States give
them 1 Billion dollars in aid. Israel gets 3
Billion, Egypt 2 Billions so Palestinians think getting
1 Billion seems reasonable.
Another group suggested that they be paid $100,000
for each civilian they planned to kill but did not.
All delegates agreed that Mr. Arafat needed to shave. |
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Editorial comment,
Your thoughts on Iraq this week?
 Russia's
Guy from Hell
"Let the fun begin. Nothing like a war where
innocent women and children pay the price. We have not
had one for a few years. " |
America's
Guy from Hell"Just when you think that
America has gotten over the idea that other nations are
inferior, along comes a cowboy President.
I had my yellow people, Reagan had his commies,
Bush has his Arabs, and Jozsef had his own people." |
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