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Blair and Putin meet to "kiss and make up"

Putin refused to Kiss Blain and Hug him. Putin is still upset as Blair continues to be to friendly with Mr. Bush. Off the record Putin was reportedly upset as Blair wore shoes with very high heels, drawing attention to how short Putin is."

Bush Bozos Go at it Again

Boy Bush, "Dad what do you think of my economic plan?"

Father Bush Says, "Well son you sure did waste lots of my money looks like you are going wastes lots of other peoples now"

Hamas Leader Killed by Rockets

Six rockets launched at Israel.

New Palestinian Prime Minister Starts Covert War Against Palestinians Militants

The New Prime Minister fired the first Shot Today in his pledge to battle Militants.

Ironic Times

Russia's Guy from Hell

"Well victory day today. So no comments about Iraq. Wanted to meet with Hitler today, but what can I do to him, he is already in hell?"

"Well Saddam never showed up, so George you better start digging out those bunkers. Wish I could use money down here and I would tell you where he is. "

Ask The General Director

Goals, let me continue on this subject.

Well got lots of good presents in the United States.

Actually you can all the stuff in Moscow now, but makes your host feel good when

Well accomplished my goal for the trip. Days and days of negotiations. No conclusion but an agreement to come back in one month for another session.

So trying to string this out for as long as possible. For sure one more free trip, maybe two.

Bush Napalms Turkey that bit him

Putin is poster boy for snipers poster, Wildlife runs to Canada

Who came First Putin or Dobby? Putin Sues Producers of Harry Potter Movie