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American College Students Finding it Difficult to Find Jobs

Suzy Smith Trials and Tribulations

Suzy has only found jobs like being a teacher or a social worker. The pay is not enough but no other jobs. So she is stuck.

She says: "Times are very hard. Looks like I will have to actually work for a living and actually help society. That is so Gross!"

Bush Bozos Go at it Again

Boy Bush, "Dad what do you think of my economic plan, got it through the Senate?"

Father Bush Says, "You Bozo cut dividend tax by 50%, then to zero, then back up to 100%? The democrats are going to get you on this Voodoo economics."

Our Foreign Analyst says, "This is a major break through. They were in the same room together for over three hours. Nobody could stand Arafat for three hours."

Eiffel Tower to Change Name to America Bush Tower

The number one tourist attraction in Europe in a bid to increase revenues has made the decision. Studies show that only Republican Tourist can afford a trip to Europe.

Russia's Guy from Hell

"I really like that new order, shoot to kill looters. Hell I would capture them and drag them around town behind a jeep or something."

"No Saddam but we got rumors. His mistress showed up. Said Saddam is in a bunker. He went a little crazy so that is why she is here.

Ask The General Director

I am going on vacation for a few weeks. Good luck stuffing your pockets.

Bush Napalms Turkey that bit him

Putin is poster boy for snipers poster, Wildlife runs to Canada

Who came First Putin or Dobby? Putin Sues Producers of Harry Potter Movie