October 12, 2002 Census is
expected to show Russia has lost 4 million population,
Government proposes new ideas .
President Vladimir Putin played the model
citizen Wednesday, taking part in the national census to
persuade the suspicious population that their
participation was vital.
The census is expected to provide data on Russia's
drastic population decline. According to the State
Statistics Committee's latest estimate, 143.4 million
people live in Russia, a drop of about 4 million from
1989.
The Government has come
up with numerous ideas to stop the population decline.
Some of these are:
Mandatory conversion to
Catholicism in test areas. Catholics tend to have more
children than other religions. The Vatican has offered
financial assistance to do this. |
Vatican
spokes person citing its success in South America in
overpopulating several countries, notably Brazil.
Development of condoms that allow semen to pass but not
the Aids virus. A special smart latex rubber has been
developed. It only allows semen through.
Special TV channels that show pornography. This is
being done in Sweden and several other countries.
The Government said they are still studying the
problem and expected to present proposals to the
President within six months. |
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October 13, 2002 Bribe
Inflation , rocks Russia Economy. Stops Investment Plans
of New Jersey Mafia.
A
representative said "We had planned to back several
organization financially. However the cost of doing
business in Russia has gotten too high.
So we are going to step
back and wait a year and see if President Putin can get
bribe inflation under control. We are used to bribing
just a few high key people not everyone."
Seven out of every 10
encounters with the traffic police result in a bribe.
That compares to six out of every 10 encounters a year
ago, the anti-corruption watchdog Transparency
International, Indem think tank and Monitoring.ru
polling agency said in a stinging report.
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The frequency of bribes being
offered to judges and other court officials has jumped
from 26 percent to 47 percent. The average bribe for a
university official has shot up from 4,300 rubles ($140)
to 10,000 rubles ($330) But the amount of money
offered under the table is largest in Moscow and the
surrounding region and Nizhny Novgorod, the report said.
About 230 billion rubles ($7.5 billion) is expected to
be spent in bribes in Moscow this year, or 30 times the
national average. The average bribe in Moscow amounts to
$5,000.
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October 13, 2002 WASHINGTON,
DC—In a chilling development, the CIA announced Monday
that it has acquired evidence that Iraqi agents are
engaging in what appears to be high pressure
telemarketing.
"This picture, obtained from a credible third-party
source shows a sales conference being conducted by
Saddam. This group of Iraqi
Agents
later were recorded making phone solicitations for
vacation-home rentals, long-distance phone service,
magazine subscriptions, and a vast array of other
products and services," CIA Director George Tenet said
at a press conference. |
These calls are directed at Federal Employees. The
basic plan is to sell key Federal Employees as much as
possible, exercise equipment, DVD, Magazines, etc. Once
they are in debt they would be approached with an offer
to pay off their debts in exchange for information.
In one cases high pressure Iraqi telemarketers sold
one Federal employee, 10 TV's, $10,000 home repair job,
and 100 magazine subscriptions. The Federal employee was
approached shortly afterward with an offer to pay off
the debt. |
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October 4, 2002 First
Chevy-Niva Rolls Out of Tolyatti, Central Russia
-- General Motors and
AvtoVAZ launched the biggest combined project by Russian
and global carmakers on Monday, officially beginning
production of the Chevrolet-Niva sports utility vehicle.
"We want to see the Tolyatti plant produce
high-quality vehicles and become as efficient as any GM
facility in the world," GM chairman John Smith said as
he unveiled the new production facility at the giant
AvtoVAZ plant some 1,000 kilometers southeast of Moscow.
However there are major problems. A Chevy-Niva
employee claimed that 99 percent of parts do not fit or
are damaged and have to be sent back to the supplier.
To get vehicles off the line GM - AvtoVAZ must use
some defective parts.
Both General Motors and AvtoVAZ claimed the problem
was not that severe. |
However they said they are taking extreme measures to
improve quality and insure consumer safety. A
spokesman said we are having all cars blessed before
sending out of the plant. This is to reduce the
potential for severe injury and death if an accident
occurs due to defective parts.
Priest blessing Niva GM SUV
as they come off the assembly line
The Russian Orthodox church
refused to comment when contacted. |
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