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November 9, 2002 Washington DC, America News Richard Gephardt, current house leader,  in an amazing conversation with our reporter tells it like it is.

ARN: Why did the Democratic party do so bad?

Mr. Gephardt: Well we have to face up to reality. First the Democrat party is the party of the lower and middle class.

Most Democratic candidates are not from this group. Most came from rich families and worked as lawyers before becoming politicians. The Democratic party is out of touch with people.

Mr. Gephardt:  Of course we are lead by a former President, Clinton, a womanizer and liar, so why would you vote for our party. And of course we have former Vice President Gore. We have to face reality the guy is a bore.

ARN: Are you not may be a little hard on the Democratic party?

Mr. Gephardt: No we are washed up politicians pretending we are not washed up. The voters told us that. Time for the party to put them away and hide them.

We are embarrassing. Bill Clinton is embarrassing, Gore is embarrassing and I am getting out before I become embarrassing.

Former President George Bush, Sr.: Son, the plan worked we got a majority in both houses (Senate and Congress)

The President: Good plan but those Democratics, so many bozos still hanging around. Clinton he is liar and a womanizer. And Gore, hell he is a bore!

Former President:  Easy son those Bozos beat me in the election, never forget that. You got to start thinking about 2004.

The President:  Colin's plan(Powell Secretary of State), was a good one, huh Dad?

Every time Iraq was in the news, it said vote Republican did it not Dad?

Former President: Yes son but don't get too wound up? You can only fight so may wars. Remember I had no one to go after, when re-election time came.

The President: I know, but boy what an idea!

Former President: Okay son, just don't get too excited. You still got to get Saddam and fix the economy okay, understand son?

The President:  Okay, I'll pay attention to the economy more.

Former President: Good bye, and be sure to kept quiet about dumping Cheney in 2004 for Colin Powell.

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