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November 24, 2002 America News
Mother Nature Reacts to Republican Mid Term Election
Success In massive numbers wildlife is
fleeing the United States to Canada. Elk are
heading out of the coastal area of the America National
Wildlife Refugee towards Canada. Scientist say it is
unlikely that much of the elk herd will survive.
 Elk
Herd leaving America National Wildlife Refuge to near
certain death.
 Deer
killed in Pennsylvania crossing road |
 Deer
in Northern Michigan running for their lives to
Canada
Fat Lazy Republican Elk
raised on a Farm in Kansas
A Republican Elk was found on an Elk Farm in Kansas.
He said "Look Republicans are not that bad. I get 10
years of an easy life here. All I can eat, lots of
female elk, it is a good life. I get ten years of good
life until I get shot as a trophy. People and animals
just have to accept that they are going to get screwed
in the end. They need to just enjoy life while they
can." |
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Editorial comment,
What to you think of Saddam Hussein?
 Russia's Guy
from Hell
"I like to think he modeled himself after me. He
is my kind of guy. I like to think if I was alive today,
we could be friends." |
America's Guy from Hell
"I supported lots of dictators, m ilitary
Junta, and corrupt politicians in my time. One of my
favorite guys was the Shah of Iran, the Military Junta
in Greece, were a good group also. They all tortured
people back then. As long as Saddam is killing his own
people it is okay with me." |
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November 25, 2002 New
Safeguards against Islamic Extremist Moscow, Russia
 New
Interior Ministry Poster
The poster is based on comments Mr. Putin made to a
French Journalist. Mr. Putin said, "If you want to
become an Islamic radical and have yourself circumcised,
I invite you to come to Moscow,'' Putin said.
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''I would recommend that he who does the surgery does it
so you'll have nothing growing back, afterward,'' he
added.
This poster will be put up at all airports, train
stations, and bus stations in Russia. It will serve as a
warning to Islamic extremist of what to expect.
The interior Ministry said we have to protect
ourselves any way possible.
It is of course just symbolic but we want to get the
message through to everyone that visits Russia. |
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November 16, 2002 Moscow Russia
Policeman stripped Order of Putin Award
When President Putin was informed he said, "He
will be in Siberia before tomorrow morning. I have
already given instructions to have him and all
inspectors sent to Siberia."
 Igor
Donutovich on Patrol |
Apparently Donutovich was contacted by a group of 4
inspectors. In an agreement to share the award they
turned in false reports on Donutovich. Further
investigation revealed that most inspectors never left
their offices. They turned in false reports of bribes
and pocketed the money. The only true bribes paid
by the inspectors were for a hit and run accident and
drunk driving.
The government said they will try the award program
again but this time will have another group of
inspectors watching the first group of inspectors. |
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