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Volume 20 Page 1       March 5 -- March 15, 2003       Russia's Finest News SourceTM 
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Bush Says no Debate but I Challenge Saddam Hussein to a Cook Off

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Ain't going to debate on TV with this man. But I'll have a cook-off agin him.

President Bush added that he has two special dishes for the cook-off.

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"Chicken on a Throne"

A specialty of President Bush chicken is cooked standing up on a beer can.

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It is after dinner that sets the men apart from the dictators with these beans.

Saddam Vows to Die in Iraq, George Vows that Saddam will Die in Iraq

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Exclusive Pictures From Iraq; Missiles Being Destroyed with Russia's Helpbush satire, russia news, america news

Russian Bulldozer Being Dropped to Destroy Missiles

 

 

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North Korea Celebrates Inauguration of New South Korea President with Fireworks, Oops a Rocket

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KIM "Elvis" JONGILIA

Kim said, "We were having an Elvis Contest and at the conclusion set off some fire works. It was to celebrate a good Elvis festival and inauguration of South Korea's New president. Wanted some good fireworks something the World would notice.

And we were interested to see how Colonel Powell would react to a missile headed towards him. Shit his pants or run or hide or something?

It was all in good fun!"

Editorial comment, Your thoughts on Iraq this week?

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"George should set up the debate then get Saddam with a missile that tracks the signal back to the studio!"

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"George has just has to learn this dirty tricks stuff.

And France, Germany, and Russia on the same page? Saddam really know how to play the game!"

 

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