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Sends Saddam's Former Drinking Buddy to Iraq, Primakov
Former Director KGB

Primakov comes out smiling
and laughing after meeting Saddam
Primakov has been a friend of Saddam for over 30
years. Other good friends include Slobodan Milosevic.
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Primakov may have threaten to reveal the KGB dossier on
Saddam if he does not comply. KGB files show Saddam in
many compromising situations.
These include:
Waving an American Flag when America supported him
during the War with Iran.
Passed out on a Banya floor when he visited Russia.
In compromising situations with KGB friends, male and
female. |
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Saddam Vows,
However off the record Saddam said all offers have been
to boring. He said, "Who would want to live in North
Korea, Saudi Arabia, or even Russia? Offer me someplace
with good beaches, lots of girls, and I'll go.
Bush said, "He ain't going to leave so I'll killem
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Missiles being
destroyed No Bulldozer was strong enough to
destroy the missiles. So Russia offered it Bulldozers to
be dropped from cranes.
A Russian spokesperson said; "We are doing our part
to disarm Iraq. |
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Head of CNN Business
News, Recently Hired from National Enquirer, Fired
CNN Business Headlines February 26, 2002 that caused
Head to be fired.
German economy stagnant
Bayer dives on litigation
Umberto to take wheel at Fiat
Mizuho hit by park's collapse
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Iraq, HP lead U.S. stocks lower
U.S. consumer confidence plunges
War, financial jitters hit Europe
Iraq, HP punish stocks
Getting in on real estate
Oil jumps on inventory drop
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Ask The General
Director
No questions yet, so I will pick the topic.
Goals, as a General Director do not get your goals
confused. Determine your goals, put them down in
writing!
Yes, stuffing your pockets with money is important.
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But should not be your number one goal. Always remember,
keeping your job is your number one goal.
If you lose your GD position you can not stuff your
pockets! |
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