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Primakov comes out smiling and laughing after meeting Saddam

 

 

Primakov has been a friend of Saddam for over 30 years. Other good friends include Slobodan Milosevic.
 

Primakov may have threaten to reveal the KGB dossier on Saddam if he does not comply.

KGB files show Saddam in many compromising situations.

These include:

Waving an American Flag when America supported him during the War with Iran.

Passed out on a Banya floor when he visited Russia.

In compromising situations with KGB friends, male and female.

Saddam Vows,

However off the record Saddam said all offers have been to boring. He said, "Who would want to live in North Korea, Saudi Arabia, or even Russia? Offer me someplace with good beaches, lots of girls, and I'll go.

Bush said, "He ain't going to leave so I'll killem there."

Missiles being destroyed

No Bulldozer was strong enough to destroy the missiles. So Russia offered it Bulldozers to be dropped from cranes.

A Russian spokesperson said; "We are doing our part to disarm Iraq.

Head of CNN Business News, Recently Hired from National Enquirer, Fired

CNN Business Headlines February 26, 2002 that caused Head to be fired.


German economy stagnant

Bayer dives on litigation

Umberto to take wheel at Fiat

Mizuho hit by park's collapse
 

 Iraq, HP lead U.S. stocks lower


U.S. consumer confidence plunges

 War, financial jitters hit Europe

Iraq, HP punish stocks
 

Getting in on real estate
 

Oil jumps on inventory drop

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No questions yet, so I will pick the topic.

Goals, as a General Director do not get your goals confused. Determine your goals, put them down in writing!

Yes, stuffing your pockets with money is important.

But should not be your number one goal. Always remember, keeping your job is your number one goal.

If you lose your GD position you can not stuff your pockets!

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