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Bozo the Clown
Character Owners Sue Lynne Cheney, Claims Picture of Her
with Bozo Nose Damages Character
 Bozo
the Clown
Larry Harmon Production filed suit against Lynne
Cheney and the Vice President.
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Lynne Cheney as Bozo
the Clown
The suit said putting a Bozo nose on the Vice
President's wife damaged their character.
The Vice President Office by protesting the parody of
Ms. Cheney forced the Parody site,
Whitehouse. org, to add the Bozo Nose. |
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Bush Bozos
President Bush told his Father today, "Look I am
probably going to screw up re-election just like you
did, but stay out of my business you has been.
Yes, I may turn out to be a bigger Bozo than you. |
The Rock
The Russian Air Force today unveiled the "The Rock".
Rumors are they hurried development after learning
about the ETS Bomb.
Rumors are the bomb still has a few technical
problems. The major one is how to deploy. |
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Putin and Chirac Claim
they are not against Iraq War due to Vested Interest
 Chirac
and Putin
Chirac and Putin declared today that they have not
been promised the MacDonald's Iraq Franchise if there is
no war. |
Putin also said he has not been promised a new Volga by
AutoVaz. He said, "Even if the promised me one who would
want it." AutoVaz has an order for 5,000 Volgas from
the Iraqi government. If the order falls through it is
likely AutoVaz will go bankrupt.
Due to poor quality and a decades old design Russians
are not buying Volgas. |
Ask The General
Director
No questions yet, so I will pick the topic.
Goals, let me continue on this subject. One must make
the number one goal, keeping your position. |
One must be prepared to lie, cheat, blackmail, and
destroys lives to meet this goal.
All considered normal and expected. You would not be
a General Director unless you were capable of these
things.
Your bosses determined you were a immoral SOB so that
is why you got the job. |
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