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Chirac is labeled the
"Whore" of Iraq by British Press
Chirac says, "I just like to
wear blond wigs. I don't think Saddam likes blondes."
Tony Blair says, "Yes there is a resemblance to Ms.
Lampsos."
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Bush Bozos
Go at it AgainFather Bush Says, "Dam it
son you did the same thing I did, hesitated to Nail
Saddam. Took you 5 hours to decide?" Boy Bush, "Shut up
Dad, at least I am going to Baghdad, you did not have
the guts!" |
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Iraqi Denies Baghdad
Bombed, Say They Burned Palace to Make way for A New One
 Palace
after being burned to make way for New Palace |
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Iraqi spokesperson said, "Saddam said the Palace could
not be damaged by the Americans.
So it burning can only mean that Saddam burned it
himself. Saddam is never wrong." |
US Intelligence
Services uses Services of a Whore to Identify Saddam,
Ex-Mistress Says It Was a Double
Parisoula Lampsos
She says she was Saddam's mistress over a period of
nearly 30 years, told U.S. officials and ABC NEWS that
the man who appeared on TV was not Saddam. |
Lampsos said, "He is not Saddam the Great. He needed
Viagra all the time." She added he did not have make
up on and he would never go on TV without make up.
Also he was wearing glasses. He would never be seen
in public with glasses on. He always wears contacts in
public.
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for Americans, You Should Know Where the Country is Your
Country has Declared War Against
 Where
Iraq Is |
Despite the daily avalanche of news from the Middle
East and Asia, only 13 percent of the Americans surveyed
could locate Iraq, six months ago. News Flash, this is
now up to 15%.
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"Dam George last thing you do is hesitate when it
comes to an enemy!" |
America's
Guy from Hell"Screwed it up George.
Taking after your old man, huh? May be this will be your
Vietnam?"
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