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US offers 12 Billion Aid Package to Israel, more Background is Need for Fashion Shoots

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An Israeli delegation is due to arrive in Washington to secure an emergency aid package worth $12bn.

They only get 3.2 Billion now.

Israel's economy is suffering from one of the worst crises in the country's history.

The conflict with the Palestinians, together with the world economic downturn, has led to rising unemployment and falling investment.

Alternative such as establishing a Palestinian State are deemed too expensive for some reason.

In this place we had a picture of Mr. Putin with a blond wig on. It was here for two days.

Then we started thing about it. Is that a good thing to do? Is it safe to do it?

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The Rock

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Russia has offered Iraq use of the 100 ton Rock. 

Chirac Claims he is not against Iraq War due to Vested Interest, he is not a whore Iraq

Chirac was labeled the Iraq Harlot by the Sun Newspaper.

The French Press countered saying, "There is nothing wrong with being a Harlot. Most French Men have a Mistress so there is nothing wrong with it."

The Rock

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Russia has offered the Coalitions forces use of the 100 ton Rock. 

 

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Goals, let me continue on this subject.

Okay you have to keep you job, that is the number one goal.

Next goal is to keep your boss happy. What makes you boss happy?

Is he interested in girl friends? Or does he like a good banya?

Unlikely, very, but may be he is actually interested in the company making a profit.

So you need to do some research what makes you boss satisfied. What kind of girls does he like.

 

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