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Volume 23 Page 1      April 7 -- April 17, 2003       Russia's Finest News SourceTM 
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Rumsfeld Confused, Why would Iraq Citizens Not Support and Trust Us?

Defense Secretary Rumsfeld said, "Just because we give Billions to Israel every year and they do follow UN Resolutions? And we failed to Support Iraqi's after the 1991 Gulf War? And we do not have UN support or Arab League Support?

Why would ordinary Iraqis not support us?"

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General Sacked in Charge of Baghdad Air Defense for using Kamikaze Missiles

 

"K" Missile

Saddam sacked the General because the Missile did not work.

The Missiles fell back to Baghdad and destroyed two markets. Over 100 deaths were caused by the falling missiles. Continued Page 2

Americans not in Baghdad, They Are Our Soldiers Dressed Up as Americans

Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

We have done this to totally confused the dumb Americans. If they think they are already in Baghdad, why would they attack Baghdad?

 

Bush Says we Have Seen WMD

The Iraqi Information Minister has shown us Wild Ass Management Decisions. They continue to use Wild ass Management Decisions. We are prepared for this and will not be held back from our object by WMD.

We have equipped our troops with WMD or better known as Bullshit protection. They are experienced with our Bullshit.

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Public Service Message for Americans, Where is Iraq, Too Hard for most people, Let's Start Where Africa is

 

Public Service Message for Russians from Mr. Putin

We do not support the war, purely on humanitarian grounds.

We believe no country is entitled to kill innocent civilians.

This can only be done if it is the country's government killing its own citizens.

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