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Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Shortly before disappearing Al-Sahaf issued a statement that the Americans are not in Baghdad. They have contaminated our drinking water with Hallucinogenics, they are not in Baghdad.

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Dick Cheney Vice President found Hiding in Basra Presidential Palace Bunker

Missing Vice President Came Out with a Smile Showing Viagra Pill

UK forces found him in the bunker. He was quoted as saying, "Nobody would ever look for me here. Everyone was nice to me, including special friends of Saddam. Damm good thing had my heart pills and Viagra"

News Conference

Putin, Schroeder, and Chirac met and discussed how they screwed up. In a joint statement they said, "We expected that the United States would get bogged down by Iraqi forces. George Bush then would look like the loser. Instead we now are the losers.

Chirac refused to be photographed in his blonde wig.

Doctor Joyce Brothers

George, my my, what did you do when you turned 18? What did your daughters do when they got turned 18?

You turned to drugs and alcohol. And what did your daughters do? How many wild years after Daddy lost control?

Think about it George, you went wild so of course the Iraqis go crazy? Don't recommend turning them into born again Christians like you.

Suicide Bombers Do Not Even Make it Out of Syria before War Over. Arab League Offers Free Psychological Counseling, Bombers very Stressed as Family Income to Drop Sharply

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News Conference

Annan Stated, "I am throwing my weight behind the coalition.

Although the American President has no idea what he is doing, he is at least willing to do something."

Satire Bush Satire Napalms Turkey that bit him

President Bush Agrees to sell Movie Rights Iraq War

Who came First Putin or Dobby? Putin Sues Producers of Harry Potter Movie

Bush Says no Debate but I Challenge Saddam Hussein to a Cook Off