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Rumsfeld's Head Swells and Explodes!

Right after taking aim at Syria Rumsfeld's head started to swell and finally exploded!

Bush Bozos Go at it Again

Boy Bush, "Dad I think I can, I think I can, I going to do it DAD, ha, ha!"

Father Bush Says, "Shut up you idiot, the economy is a mess!"

Editor, "We rented these offices very cheap. An Arab Newspaper was using them before. We have no idea why we were targeted."

Due to the high incidence of unintentional casualties to both Iraqi civilians and coalition ground forces caused by targeting errors;  that strikes after the first few days were coordinated by President Bush himself.

Special Reporter David Schiller

Ironic Times Visit

Russia's Guy from Hell

"Just want to tell you that Saddam is not here yet."

"Saddam not here yet. But we got Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf here. He is great, the best liar I have ever seen in action!"

Ask The General Director

Goals, let me continue on this subject.

Well we are taking off for the United States tomorrow.

Look when you can get something for free go for it. If ever have a chance to take something for nothing go for.

Bush Napalms Turkey that bit him

Putin is poster boy for snipers poster, Wildlife runs to Canada

Major Recycling Program Bootleg Vodka turned into Windshield Washing Fluid

President Bush Agrees to sell Movie Rights Iraq War

Who came First Putin or Dobby? Putin Sues Producers of Harry Potter Movie