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Bush Turns Focus on Domestic Issues, Pushes Voodoo Economics

TV Ads Promoting Voodoo Tax Cuts Air

Trying not to follow in his Father's footsteps, President Bush turned his attention to domestic issues. He is pushing his tax cut program.

Nobody in Washington can understand how you can spend 100 billion dollars on a war and cut taxes. Bush says easy, "VOODOO" And I am also helping one of those less fortune.

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The Man with The Plan

Syria was receiving oil from Iraq through a pipeline which was known to all governments. To twist Syria's arm the pipeline was shut off by the Pentagon. Is it blackmail or just enforcing UN sanctions?

 

                                    

Pentagon Good Friday Celebration Features Known Anti Muslim, Reverend Franklin Graham

 

Several Defense Department Employees protested that Graham was invited.

Mr. Rumsfeld commented, "Look we believe in religious freedom and tolerance, but not in the Defense Department.

Graham has called Islam a "very evil and wicked religion" bent on "world domination."

 

Pentagon in an Attempt  to Show No Bias Invites Muslin Cleric

Abu Hamza

 

Mr. Hamza was deported from the United Kingdom.

The Pentagon said in an attempt to show "balance" they invited Mr. Hamza to speak. A spokesperson said, "We wanted someone who was just as ignorant and bias as Mr. Graham to show balance."

 

Iraq Starts Adjusting to The American Way of Life, Drug Dealing, Murder, and teenage Pregnancy Jump Sharply

Pentagon Reduces Funding for Unmanned Helicopter and Plane Development

A spokesperson said that if aircraft  were unmanned there would be one major problem. In cases of friendly fire there would be nobody to blame.

They also added it would be very difficult to hide the extensive use of uppers by computer geeks that would fly them.

No reference was made to the potential problem of dehumanize war.

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