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Iraqis Confused About Path Forward Demonstrate

Baghdad Demonstration

This Group of Protesters were very confused. They apparently want Don Rumsfeld to run the country. They were all stoned to death shortly after protesting.

Bush Bozos Go at it Again

Boy Bush, "Dad boy, with Don's help, I did it, we won in Iraqi!"

Father Bush Says, "Son don't turn your back to that man. He stabbed me in the back when I wanted to run  as Ford's vice president! Told Ford to appoint me as Head of the CIA and took me out of the picture!"

Sergei Yushenkov Funeral Assassinated Duma Member

Duma Deputy Yushenkov was buried this past Sunday.

The Government on Monday released statistics on the life span of Politicians. Life Span has decreased to less than 50 years.

The average Life span of Politicians was over 70, they noted. Some even functioned successfully after death. However in recent years the expectancy has dropped sharply.

Arafat Agrees to New Prime Minister With One Condition

Yasser Arafat Thinking

Arafat has agreed to the New Prime Minister. Details released say Arafat finally accepted a reduced amount of profits from Casinos, Hotels, and other Businesses. His profit share will be cut from 25 to 10%.

The profits share has been agreed and guaranteed by various Arab countries if Arafat has to step down.

Russia's Guy from Hell

"Well a few Iraqis showed up. Satan has put me in charge of torturing them!"

"Last week was a big week with the Iraqis coming in. I  Know many of them from my Washington DC days. "

Ask The General Director

Goals, let me continue on this subject.

Well we are now in the United States.

But honest not much difference between Americans and Us. Just as greedy and dishonest as we are.

My joke is Capitalism is Man's exploitation of Man. Communist is just the opposite.

Bush Napalms Turkey that bit him

Putin is poster boy for snipers poster, Wildlife runs to Canada

Major Recycling Program Bootleg Vodka turned into Windshield Washing Fluid

President Bush Agrees to sell Movie Rights Iraq War

Who came First Putin or Dobby? Putin Sues Producers of Harry Potter Movie