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The Brothel company Daily Planet has just successful floated itself on the Australian Stock Exchange. They get around the rules prohibiting prostitution by renting out facilities for prostitution.

Avis and Hertz  are following their lead and will rent vehicles by the hour.

Avis spokesperson said, "We can get in a few "quickies", rentals that is, and have the vehicle ready for the businessman that arrives late in the Afternoon.

Rumsfeld in Baghdad

Donald Rumsfeld returned to Baghdad after 20 years. He was cheered by American Troops on his return.

He stated, "Good to be back not supporting a Dictator like I did 20 years ago."

"I enjoyed this war so much that would like to see another very soon."

Bush After Landing on Aircraft Carrier

It was reported that Bush countered saying, "Pick any Democrat you can think of and let them do it. If they do not "shit their pants" I will pay all the costs. My flight and theirs."

Bush said, "I need to increase employment now so I can get re-elected. Let the administration following mine in 6 years correct the mess that will happen."

The package, which will stretch over the next 10 years, has been met with skepticism by many in Congress.

Halliburton names Vice President Dick Cheney, as Top Salesman of the Year

President Bush has agreed to take a refresher course in economics.

China Steps Up SARS Control, shoots all persons sneezing or with fever and burns bodies

Chinese Health Workers Burning Bodies

After not alerting the World to the SARS problem for several Months China took Action. Although considered drastic by the West; China considered it less costly that quarantining.

Satire Bush Satire Napalms Turkey that bit him

Who came First Putin or Dobby? Putin Sues Producers of Harry Potter Movie

Bush Says no Debate but I Challenge Saddam Hussein to a Cook Off

Bush Confused, Why the rioting in Baghdad? Guest Columnist Answers