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Will you be traveling in Russia or another former Soviet Union Country? Worried about your personal safety, kidnapping?
Then get "Berezovsky in your Wallet."TM If the "bad guys" stop you show them your card and tell them to call the number on the reverse side, collect!
Berezovsky in your Wallet can save your life!
Just send $19.99 to:
Berezovsky in your Wallet
P.O. Box 1234
London, England RU NUTS
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152 West 345 St, 13 floor,
New York, NY 12345
Call Collect: 213-397-2987
We have paid out over 10 million USD to kidnappers for various good causes.