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March 9, 2003
Tony - Blix said I was not
smart, That is what he really said the twit
Sad - Well it is still better
than a hole. But what about after the trial
George - It is a fine mess the
democratics have now. I'm gonna barbecue Kerry
JC - Okay, what is big in France
this week. What can we do stupid
Vlad - What really really pissed we
off were the missles. Okay I will be president again,
but those missles
Don - I am just fading in the back
ground more and more.
Gert - I think they should take me off
this page. We are not getting much world press coverage.
Kim - Well I think we are good until
the elections. No way cowboy would try bitting something
as big as us
KO - I helped George out put some
pressure on the Iraqis to sign the constitution. But he
said not to tell anyone
Ali - Iraq Iran Iraq Iran Iraq Iran,
may be just Iran
Mo - Where does all this leave me? I
look like a twit, right Tony
Dick - You know my wife looks more
intelligent than I do
Rag - 14 killed, what I'm I going to
do. Like usual nothing. I get enough press because I
headquarters are under siege and ruined.
Ass - 14 killed, come on, Rag wants us
to get them too.
March 5, 2003
Tony - Who cares what I think or say?
Sad - The food sure is good here
George - At least there just killing
mostly Arab, may be not good for Arabs but good for
votes. If they would not been celebrating some hokey
holiday they might not gotten killed
JC - Okay, we are cooperating in Haiti
Vlad - Good thing, I will get
re-elected, good thing the missiles did not launch and
come back on me
Don - dam Colin was right about Iraq
Gert - Does anybody care what we
think?
Kim - Okay, a few more 1000 people
starved to death. What is the problem.
Ko - No vote yet, but do I have to
send people back in? too much shooting, we no good at
stopping that
Ali - Well looks like we got our holy
war going, too bad Muslim against Muslin
Mo - Elections, big deal?
Dick - Well at least I am going to be
VP again, may be?
Rag - Well I guess people figured out
that I have absolutely no control over the PLO. Easy to
figure when somebody assassinated my press officer
Ass - The Wall
September 12, 2003
Tony - Okay going to far, showing me
with a watermelon as a penis?
Sad - This is getting old. At least I
got my sons out of the way
George - This is a fine mess I gotten
into, Iraq
JC - Now I can give George shit over
the new UN Resolution
Vlad - Now I can George shit over the
new UN Resolution
Pinocchio - No book deals for a
million?
Don - I love Iraq, but it was cleaner
under Sad
Gert - Now I can give George shit over
the new UN Resolution
Kim - My buddy Former President Carter
will get me what I want
Ko - Well back in the driver's seat
Al - Glad I kicked Sad's son out
Ali - Well looks like we got our holy
war going, too back Muslim against Muslin
Mo - Wish Iraq would settle down so we
can stir up some publicity
P - Hmm, boy this job is really
lasting too long
Dick - Well at least I am going to be
VP again
Rag - Abbas is going to resign, Abbas
is going to resign
Ass - Shut up you smelly rag head
May 11
Tony - Found a a caravan, can we
make it look like a WMD lab?
Sad - I have got to get out of this
place. Boy they came close the other day. Is somebody
going to tell?
George - Found a mobile home, can we make
it look like a WMD lab?
JC - Well at least I got to ride in a
parade for Victory in Europe, but Vlad's was better
Vlad - Can I offer George the stuff to
plant? That would get him on my side, easy for the KGB
Pinocchio - Okay, I got stuck in a bunker
with 30 days of supplies, how many day left
Don - Dam that Powell, got my man kicked
in the pants, Iraq
Gert - Boy nobody cares these days about
Germany
Kim - Who can I sell to? What would
really make George mad?
Ko - Okay, be cool may be we can get back
in.
Al - Powell is pushing hard, and got that
lose cannon Don, hmmm, may time for McDonalds to move in
Ali - We need a holy war but must be same
muslin religion as ours
Mo - I wish he would shut up before he
says something really stupid
P - Hmm, boy this job has lasted too long
Dick - Boy what if George does not want
me as VP, back to Halliburton?
Rag - Old Powell might not meet with me,
I think we need some rockets
Ass - May be problem, new PM not
listening
May 6
Tony - I hope we find some WMD soon, may
be import from Israel?
Sad - I got a billion dollars, I got a
billion dollars, what good is it in here
George - Dam I pissed my pants when we
landed on that carrier
JC - Does anybody love me anymore?
Vlad - Can you believe that George
did not Plant some WMD?
Pinocchio - I got to remember how to get
out of this bunker?
Don - Dam that Powell, up staged me again
Gert - Does anybody care what Germany
does anymore, Vlad does not return my calls
Kim - To control Sars no problem just
kill all Chinese people
Ko - George is blowing it, George is
blowing it, ha, ha
Al - Okay now what? no free oil, US is
after me and I have no idea how to run this country,
Daddy
Ali - We must kill all Americans in Iraq.
Not sure why but it is a good idea
Mo - Do you know how hard it is to get
along with this nut case.
P - All young people must become more
religious but not like catholic priest
Dick - I have disappeared again
Rag - No problem my new PM will get shot
by our own people in a few weeks
Ass - No problem his new PM is on our
payroll
April 29
Tony - Boy I hope we find some WMD soon
or I am in deep pigeon doo?
Sad - Can you believe those idiots buried
nerve gas in my bunker, my bunker?
George - How long can I keep up with
these BS speeches about Iraqi?
JC - Boy, George is driving a hard
barging, only agrees to change name back to French Fries
if I get UN sanctions lifted on Iraq
Vlad - Too bad can not just kill someone
to fix this problem
Pinocchio - I just got to get an agent,
damn Americans getting rich on me
Don - I want another war, I want another
war, I would even fight Israel now
Gert - Boy, I should have joined the
coalition so I could talk about that instead of our bad
economy
Kim - We make bombs, we kill everyone and
we win
Ko - Blix is an idiot, why can he not
keep his mouth shut. Think he destroy evidence just to
get back at Bush
Al - Okay, how much can I screw my
people?
Ali - Imagine those Shite going along
with Americans, they will burn with Satan
Mo - Got to bide my time, and be a good
boy
P - The war can not be over, it never
started
Dick - Boy, may be I should disappear
again
Rag - I got my slush fund guaranteed by
delaying
Ass - Now what he agreed to our Prime
Minister. Never thought it would happen now what do I
do?
April 19,
2003
Tony - I can understand why Iraqis don't
like Americans but us British are different?
Sad - What are these canisters doing in
my Bunker?
George - I can understand why Iraqis
don't like British but us Americans are different?
JC - If we were Iraq the people would
like us
Vlad - May be we can incite
demonstrations against the Americans
Pinocchio - I need to polish up my act
Don - Would you belie Colin Powell told
me, me to tone it down
Gert - They would like us in Iraq
Kim - Looks like America might be tied
up. Should I stop the meeting?
Ko - Got to get Hans Blix in there, the
foot in the door
Al - Okay, how much can I screw my
people, no oil, no freebie
Mo - Time to turn up the heat
P - The war can not be over, it never
started
Dick - Boy, may be I should disappear
again
Rag - I not going to let them get my
slush fund
Ass - Think a remove a settlement, not in
your wildest dreams you fools
April 17, 2003
Tony - You mean someone asked for money
back from a widow? I give him a nasty tongue lashing!
Sad - I just got to get out of
here. Two weeks without a mistress, swimming in the
pool, too much
George - Domestic economy, why does Dad
keep bringing it up?
JC - Does anybody care what I say?
Vlad - Oil deals got to get them, what
can I do to get George on my side?
Pinocchio - I am a star they say? And I
went to Iran?
Don - Boy going to screw them rag heads
in Syria now
Gert - Does anybody care what I say?
Kim - Well would he nuke me? Is he as
crazy as I am?
Ko - Boy George, looks like I have to
deal with him
AL - Okay, Dam Don playing dirty, dam
dirty,
Mo - Infidels next door, kill bad
Iranians, may be good infidels, what all infidels bad
bad Mo, go beat yourself with a whip
P - This war must not be fought
Dick - May be I should go back in my hole
Rag- Dam people trying to cut me off from
my slush funds
Ass - Chemical weapons, nukes, ha ha we
would have used them on Saddam
April 13, 2003
Tony-Dam I am cute are I not? How come my
nose is brown?
Sad-Been in this bunker for one week, no
women, shit!
George-Got one on Dad now
JC-How come I am the only one with a
blonde wig?
Vlad-We are going to get screwed out of
the contracts.
Pinocchio-There are no Americans in Iraq
Don-Boy this is fun, war. What with this
head sideways?
Gert-Shit, JC and Vlad are now my only
friends?
Kim-Damm Sad should have delayed them
more so I can build my bomb
Kofi-Damm Americans
Al-Think I'm scared do you Don
Ali-Infidels next door, Damm
Mo-Infidels next door, good
P-This war must not be fought
Dick-Oh boy I get to come out of my hole
Rag-What am I doing next to a war
criminal
Ass-What am I doing next to a terrorist |
